Did Jeff Foxworthy Just DESTROY All Muslims? And Why Can’t I Stop Laughing?

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the world’s most renowned comedians, with his famous “You might be a Redneck” one liners. As it stands, Jeff is also an open and opinionated conservative that we’ve written about in the past. While we can’t confirm that Jeff himself wrote these, it certainly seems like his trademark style. These might be politically incorrect, but that just makes ’em that much more awesome.

“You might be a radical Muslim” If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You might be a radical Muslim If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You might be a radical Muslim If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a radical Muslim If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean, You might be a radical Muslim

“You might be a radical Muslim” If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You might be a radical Muslim If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You might be a radical Muslim If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a radical Muslim If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean, You might be a radical Muslim

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