We Just Learned The Awesome Thing Trump Did When He Quietly Slipped Away From The Press

The fearless leader of America and king of the awkward handshake, President Donald Trump, has defied the “normal” customary procedure of concluding an overseas trip with a press conference. Trump did something much better. He closed his trip with a visit to soldiers and presented a nice little speech for them instead.

Considering this is Memorial Day weekend and we’re paying homage to the American troops who’ve made the ultimate sacrifice for their country, it was only right that Trump spent time with the troops. Some of them have lost great brethren and it’s a much better use of time to join those who fight for America instead of giving a lackadaisical speech to a bunch of media maggots at a presser.

“I think we hit a home run no matter where we are,” Trump said as he spoke to members of the military at a Naval Air Station in Sigonella, Italy, celebrating his first trip overseas as president. “I can think of no better way to conclude our first foreign trip than to spend the time with you right here.”

Trump had suggested that his main goal of traveling overseas was to bring the world together in hopes to join forces and fight radical Islamic terrorism together. This is a terror unit who attacks random targets and I really don’t know why they do this. I believe they could use their time to build things up, not blow them up, and make the world a better place with the rest of us.

“We traveled the world to form a partnership among nations devoted to the tasks of eradicating terrorism that plagues our planet,” he said.

The president recalled the terrorist attacks in Manchester and Egypt that targeted innocent women and children as well as a suicide bombing in Indonesia that killed three police officers. He said that attacks would only steel the resolve of world leaders to fight terrorism.

There are two ways to fight this. Blow them up and teach the youngsters how life outside of terrorism is much better, longer, and gives you access to at least 72 women. Most of those women won’t be the 72 virgins they are tricked into believing, but if they really want access to women, then it certainly isn’t by their current methods. They’ll have to drop the terrorist lifestyle and live life as a bachelor.

Trump recalled his commitment to a “peace through strength” foreign policy.

“That’s what we’re gonna have. We’re gonna have a lot of strength and a lot of peace,” he said.

Let me guess, Donald, it’s going to be YUGE, right? Well, I would hope so. But there’s just one thing about that. Trump could blow up every last terrorist he could find, but there’s always more in the making. There’s always someone else who hates life so much that they turn to the horrible life of blowing things up. There’s always evil in the world to balance out every positive thing there is. Our life, universe, and everything else works in a balance. For every nice thing on this planet, there’s an equal amount of evil.

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